Video 24 Jul 3 notes

Mt. Kinkaazan, on the way to Gifu Castle, and stuff. Have some Japanese quotes of Galileo and Shakespeare.

Chat 23 Jul 135,263 notes
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Photo 4 Jul 87 notes fuckyeahaquaria:

Humpback Whale | Megaptera novaeangliae
(by Penti’s Pics)

Megaptera novaeangliae…A beautiful name for this.

fuckyeahaquaria:

Humpback Whale | Megaptera novaeangliae

(by Penti’s Pics)

Megaptera novaeangliae…

A beautiful name for this.

Video 18 Jun 4,142 notes

art-of-swords:

Partisan of the “Gardes De La Manche”

  • Dated: 1679
  • Maker: Jean Bérain
  • Place of Origin: France
  • Medium: iron, wood, textile
  • Techniques: wrought, chased, engraved, gilded
  • Creation place : France
  • Measurements: height: 2,58 m; width: 0,10 m

The marriage by proxy of Charles II of Spain and Mademoiselle d’Orléans, niece of Louis XIV, was celebrated on 31 August 1679 in Fontainebleau. This was a chance for the King of France to welcome representatives from Europe’s leading figures and sign treaties with Sweden and Denmark, following the Dutch War.

On this occasion, the Gardes de la Manche (King’s guards) were given new partisans, whose decoration expressed the royal ideology and world view of the King of France. The Gardes de la Manche (literally “guards of the sleeve”) were the closest guards to the King, so close they touched his sleeve.

In 1679, they were given new tabards and weapons. The Herculean symbolism, inherited from Henry IV, was replaced in their decorations by the solar symbolism adopted by Louis XIV circa 1662. Indeed, the iron of the partisans represents the world (a globe) above which flies a chariot driven by Mars, the god of war (the King).

This chariot, drawn by four horses, crushes the eagle (the Holy Empire) and the lion (often associated with England but representing Spain in this context). The King is crowned with the victor’s laurels by an allegory of Renown, under the radiant sun surrounded by the motto "NEC PLURIBUS IMPAR".

Jean Bérain (1640-1711) was entrusted with making these weapons. In 1675, he began designing the costumes and decorations for the events - carrousels, funerals as well as parties and operas - held at the Court of France.

Source: Copyright © 2013 Musée de l’Armée

Too fucking cool.

Text 14 Jun 2 notes ハチドリ

I just read that hummingbirds usually only live for one year, but occasionally that cycle is broken and a specimen lives as long as 8 years. Can you imagine being one of the random people that gets to live to the ripe age of 600?

Video 9 Jun 1 note

Went to an art exhibition of Japanese ghosts and monsters. Saw these and many others…

Text 20 May 昨日の自殺

There was a “passenger injured by a train” at my station after work. The line was stopped. This express train normally just flies through little ol’ 有松 station. In retrospect, it strikes me as odd that so many people were standing around the front of the train, the culprit, as emergency workers toiled and the front of the train jutted out into the middle of the crossing. There was heated conversation there, with plenty of subject matter at hand, but my coworker, students, and I just enjoyed the weather for a moment and tried to figure out a way to get home. That night, I had a dream that I couldn’t remember. It seemed important.

Video 8 May 2 notes

My sparsely-used Tumblr may become little more than a collection of my photos of Japan.

Text 5 May The Worst Poetry

I don’t care
How much
you
Or he
Or she
Wants to have sex
with anyone

People
Like having sex
This is understood

Shut
The
Fuck
Up

Photo 7 Apr A lot of pictures taken, but this is my favorite.

A lot of pictures taken, but this is my favorite.


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